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Uh, hi. I'm Sunni. Welcome to my crib! My brain is in a band, ask-blogs ruined my life, I watch way too much tv, and sometimes I do teenager things. Most of the time I post what I feel like posting.

My twitter is @pendulumwaves
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kidanedakh:

Disney + text posts

cwilock:

MK x AC part 2!! with a dash of zelda

Part 1 here!

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

indigoliz:

FLUFFY

Awwwww

fivebyfreakingfive:

doc—rokstar:

avatartagg:

gallifrey-feels:

ibelieveitsanime:

songofspoilers:

gildatheplant:

I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.

THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Here’s the full video: x

Reblogging for: It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

ceasepool:

kinesthetiac:

windowsphoneremake:

homealonethree:

slimgiltsoul:

NO PREDATORS !! NO PREY !!  t-shirt // print

are they kissing what the fuck

imagine seeing someone wearing this as a shirt

I would wear this shirt

honestly contemplating buying this

ceasepool:

kinesthetiac:

windowsphoneremake:

homealonethree:

slimgiltsoul:

NO PREDATORS !! NO PREY !!  t-shirt // print

are they kissing what the fuck

imagine seeing someone wearing this as a shirt

I would wear this shirt

honestly contemplating buying this

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

verrpisssdich:

stuartsometimes:

I warned you


Us

verrpisssdich:

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

Us

thedevilmonkey:

Somebody just called in a bomb threat on a group of innocent, harmless youtubers during a live stream.

The whole building was cleared out by SWAT teams (even though they only rent one floor).

The youtubers were held at gunpoint and arrested live on camera in front of their fans.

Even nearby schools were closed and evacuated.

They could go to jail.

One wrong move and they could’ve been shot.

All because somebody thought it would be funny.

themadkingreigns:

Cr1tikal can’t say “Freddy Fazbear”, then is mad at the guy who can.

[x]

acorn-trees:

scarvenrot:

having original characters is incredible because you make up these people and give them lives and motivation and personalities and then you can smash them together in romances or kill them and no one can stop you, fucking nobody

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

reptles:

gulp, squish, gulp, squish, gulp, thlpp 

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one